Azelais's Lil Shit, Slenderverser, Feminist, Parkourist, Writer, Music Spammer. Sometimes I review games too.
confusedbirdy:

perpetualvelocity:

cardscorner:

kazu-kuns-corner:

tgwas:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Magnetic Corpse on Life Support

It is I, the cop who gets away with murder…well crap 

It is I, the pedestrian. Please do not harm the pedestrians. While driving on long roads near residential buildings, please check for pedestrians by parked cars or sidewalks. Be safe, drive safe.

Super Hardworkin Immigrant

Professor Lonely Soul.

Professor Pussy D’stroyah.

confusedbirdy:

perpetualvelocity:

cardscorner:

kazu-kuns-corner:

tgwas:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Magnetic Corpse on Life Support

It is I, the cop who gets away with murder…well crap 

It is I, the pedestrian. Please do not harm the pedestrians. While driving on long roads near residential buildings, please check for pedestrians by parked cars or sidewalks. Be safe, drive safe.

Super Hardworkin Immigrant

Professor Lonely Soul.

Professor Pussy D’stroyah.

pinxiedust:

dankou:

I’d rather you just tell me instead of you going around telling people how miserable you are or being subtle because that just makes it a lot worse for both of us. Even if you can’t bring yourself to tell me directly just ask a friend or something to pass on the message because, funny as it may be, I can’t read minds or always notice when I’ve done something wrong. Don’t worry about offending me - I feel more offended that you’d rather tell a bunch of strangers what you feel about me instead of talking to me about it. 

this would actually solve a lot of problems, because my guesses can only go one of two ways — I guess right and we get to work it out because I brought it forward FOR ye who cannot solve ye own problems for some strange reason, or I endlessly guess wrong and turn into a paranoid wreck because no one will talk to me before they blow up and they get tired of me guessing like this and then everything just goes really bad…

shot through the heart

and you’re to blame

you give loooooove

a bad name

(Source: shoujocaps)

(Source: tayloschilling)

welcometonightvale:

wickedclothes:

Convertible Futon / Bunk Bed

Make guests look forward to sleeping on the couch. This futon converts into a bunk bed in about five steps. Sold on BonBon.

gif lol funny mine movie lego the lego movie lego movie emmet

pastelouji:

I regret nothing

pastelouji:

I regret nothing

  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

lunalovelock:

list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute
Titan